After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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