I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just gift wrapped bread.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
