Buhtt sex?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
