your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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