hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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