i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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