are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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