I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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