Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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