Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You almost got us killed.
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