does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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