she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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