Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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