Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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