You smell like a Billy Joel song
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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