ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Can you bring me the toilet please
MIDGETS
????
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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