Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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