At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
this is an emotional support booty call
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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