If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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