Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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