glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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