Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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