When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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