ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
