Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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