i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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