no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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