I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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