last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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