If that was your dad, he is hot
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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