We're like a lot better than the average bears
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm really busy with my period
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