What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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