i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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