Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
