There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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