oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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