how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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