its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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