You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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