but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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