ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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