Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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