I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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