Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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