his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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