Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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