Sponge bath it is.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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