nutella sex= disaster
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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