does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
