that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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