Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
honey bunches of taint.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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