Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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