So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We talked him into tasing himself.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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