but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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