Can i not drive my cunt home
My nipple is on Facebook.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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