am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You were trust falling into bushes
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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