I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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