Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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